My roommate is having sex two rooms away, and she is shaking my bed. Oh, comic relief.

I think I've been disinherited. I don't particularly understand why. Something crawled up my mom's ass and died, and she's running around hurling insults at me, and I can't fucking wait to go back to Cola tomorrow.

So, my grandmother is having knee replacement surgery tomorrow morning, and it got me to thinking. What is the benefit of such a costly and relatively risky procedure for a woman whose age has already superceded the average lifespan for her gender and who suffers from diabetes? You wouldn't have hip replacement surgery for your 15 year old dog if ( Read more... )

Why is BCS II not finished? I really would like to see myself bikini clad in a film at least once in my life. C'mon guys. . .|(

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Miranda

I just borrowed $16,000 at an interest rate of 13.25%. . .and I had a cosigner. This law school thing is incredibly depressing.

So, I got my first acceptance email. . .from Charleston School of Law. Not my top choice, but a good sign to be sure. At least I haven't been rejected from one of my secondary choices. Yay me!

Haha. I'm a housekeeper, and I get knocked up by the footman and have to go off to the workhouse. Yay for being the motor mechanic's daughter!

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The longer I live, the more I think that perhaps things do happen for a reason. Of course, I have no valid scientific proof of this, but I'm considering it as a possibility based on my gut instinct (which has been known to be wrong on occasion). Perhaps someday there will be some sort of scientific/mathematical explanation for this observed order ( Read more... )

Jamie: Kill your roommate, or I will NEVER watch tv with you EVER AGAIN.

Jamie: Wash your dishes, or I will NEVER make sweet lesbian love to you.