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Is hot and smelly on my face
I don't like bananas
Flapping like a butterfly wing

Remember that one time you told me you wanted me to stay out of your life? So I did. I didn't call. I didn't write. I didn't care what you were doing. In fact the only time there was any contact between the two of us, began on your end. Because you felt the need to "stalk" my life. I put "stalk" in quotes because a stalker actually gets the facts, ( Read more... )

You can call me Sugar Bear. Or not. Cuz that's not my name. 2 more days until my East Coast adventure begins. I'll say hey to Diddy for you. Actually, I probably won't, cuz you ain't shiiit. Who writes these things anymore? Where have all the cowboys gone? What if god was one of us? All I need is one mic. I think the banjo is strumming in the ( Read more... )

As you all may or may not know, I do not have single girl problems, however I do have a serious drug problem. My drug of choice you ask? Well, it's a little thing I like to call ramen. I am addicted to Ramen. I eat, breathe, and sleep Ramen. I also have a little problem with heroin, but we can divulge into that later. There was a small girl once, ( Read more... )

Why am I updating this? Nostalgia. Update = complete.

Boy, has it been a while. I’ve been on an adventure. An adventure full of drugs, sex, and rock-n-roll! But alas, I can not remember all of it, for as we speak, I am hungry. In other news the bird has left the nest as they say, and went to New York. Whereupon it met up with some sexy birds and enjoyed a few adult beverages. By “a few” I mean, until ( Read more... )

Have a safe holiday!