One [Voice Post]

[ilyblackpearl]

[stabbing noises as Jack tries to work computer

Comments

[misunderstandings ftw?]

[agebeforeanger]

...

It is not a locker. It is a terminal.

Re: [misunderstandings ftw?]

[ilyblackpearl]

Hello there darling.

I do not understand you.

[agebeforeanger]

The device you are using is not a... locker.

[ilyblackpearl]

No no no, we are IN the locker.

[unforgivencurse]

Hey...are you alright?

[ilyblackpearl]

I am most lost. And confused. Who are you?

[unforgivencurse]

My name's Aaron Gawain, sir. And yourself?

Ah...if you have any questions I can try to help.

[ilyblackpearl]

I'm Jack Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow.

Well I would like to leave this place.

[inebriatingly]

If you find rum, do tell me where you got it.

[ilyblackpearl]

From a beautiful lady.

[inebriatingly]

Oh? And where did that beautiful lady get it from?

[ilyblackpearl]

She is a beautiful lady with connections. Are you a fan of rum?

[shooting_blanc]

My my, a good old-fashioned maritime pirate. Don't suppose you'd like to come to the Halloween party as my first mate?

And rum's a bit hard to come by- but there's plenty of perfectly good drink to be had around here otherwise.

[ilyblackpearl]

I do love parties. Where is it?

I like rum best, although there are other good drinks in existence.

[shooting_blanc]

[insert directions to casa del' Wayne here]

I'd have to agree. most of the stuff you come by here is boring neutral spirits, vodka and such. But oh when one gets hold of rum here. Must speak to the naval nature of my old line of work.

[ilyblackpearl]

Excellent.

Rum is excellent. You were a pirate?

[madhatterholle]

YES!

MORE BRITISH.

CHEERS.

[ilyblackpearl]

How splendid! Are you from where?

[madhatterholle]

WONDERLAND.

[ilyblackpearl]

Never been. Is it nice? Is there rum?