Father of mine

[im2sexay4u]

I hung out with my father a few days ago. He's a funny guy.... I mean, like... both intentionally and unintentionally.

For instance... here is a mere snippet of a conversation we were having. The context of this chat was regarding a certain female who had wronged him quite recently and his feelings on the topic.

Dad- I'm a giver Will (yes, I am

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[sweetanyanka]

wow. um, I think I got stopped by the gold thong thing...

I love you and you are a boy Roger/Will. You can lift heavier things than I can and I'd totally ask you to kill a bug if I were near you and saw a bug.

That was meant to be masculiniity-affirming...

[im2sexay4u]

I fucking hate bugs... I hate them SO much...

But I'd totally kill one for you.

[sweetanyanka]

Yay! *girly squee of delight* thank you roger :)

[im2sexay4u]

There was just a spider in my house... and I made my roomate kill it.

My 38 year old female roomate...

Who is almost a foot shorter then I am...

....

pathetic....