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Private to the Lads

[cantaimforjack]

Hermione?? Are you crazy?? I wouldn't have Penelope Clearwater on there, either.

Re: Private to the Lads

[im_a_cad]

Hermione's cute when her hair is bristling with anger. So long as you're not the one she's bristling at. And I happen to like brunettes. So who else should I take out?

Re: Private to the Lads

[cantaimforjack]

That's stupid. You can prefer brunettes, but that doesn't mean you find every brunette attractive.

Besides, I think Hermione's annoying points outweigh any good points.

Well Sasha can be a real bitch.

Re: Private to the Lads

[im_a_cad]

Sasha's alright where I'm concerned. You provoke her.

Yeah, but one bloke's annoying is another's adorable, isn't it?

And I have made some allowences for personality. That's why neither Moon nor Parkinson made the cut. And yes, I did have one.

Private to the Lads

[blondbadger]

You do realise that a list with so many people on it is useless, right? If everyone's 'attractive' then no one attractive.

Re: Private to the Lads

[im_a_cad]

But they really are all attractive.

Re: Private to the Lads

[blondbadger]

No, they're not. I'm pretty sure whoever you end up with doesn't want to be told they're just as attractive as a zillion other girls.

I think your problem is that you don't want to cause offence. Even when no one who can be offended can read this.

Re: Private to the Lads

[im_a_cad]

Alright, Mister Finite. Who's on your list? Bet you can't get it down to ten. Actually, you're so picky that it probably wouldn't even make up five.

Private to the Lads

[terryrific]

Parvati Patil
Su Li
Tracey Davis (cept she's playing my sister so that's a bit odd)
Cho Chang
Katie Bell

Re: Private to the Lads

[im_a_cad]

Take them out or keep them in?

Re: Private to the Lads

[terryrific]

Well, that's my list. So keep them in, of course.

Re: Private to the Lads

[im_a_cad]

I think I'll keep all but Katie Bell. There's something about her face that just doesn't work for me. She's a bit too perfect-looking, a bit too Barbie Doll. It would be fine if she wasn't a blonde. But it's just not a particularly interesting type of prettiness. Alright, so that's one out.

Except I forgot Melinda Bobbin. So the list hasn't gotten any smaller after all. Crap.

[foot_hold]

You forgot Susan. I don't see many Hufflepuffs there.

[blondbadger]

That's because they're all his "sisters".

[im_a_cad]

That's what I just said!

[im_a_cad]

That would be weird. Susan and Hannah are like my sisters. So who's on your list then?

[as_sane_as_i_am]

Maybe if you removed the adults?

[im_a_cad]

But the adults are some of the best parts!

[as_sane_as_i_am]

Some one clean my ears. And eyes.

And - Merlin, why do I bother?

[im_a_cad]

You're a masochist?