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[im_a_country_2]

Looks like England showed up now. But I don't care! I'm not living with him again! I'm my own country! I am strong and powerful and I have more citizens here than anyone else!

Demyx! Ready the water army! Lucca I need those robots at the front! Just in case England tries something funny.

Comments

[englishpride]

.... Are you implying I'd use France's tactics?

[im_a_country_2]

You're going to try and take me with you, I know it. I can go back once knowing the freedom of nation!

[englishpride]

You soddin' moppet, I have to take you home! You're not even a nation and you're claiming you have an empire?!

[im_a_country_2]

I am TOO a nation! I'm the worlds smallest nation! And yes, I have a growing empire, I'm also allies with Fortuna! Fortuna is the country here, she lives with her boss Ace.

[quirky_sitar]

W-wait, I'm not fighting anyone!

[im_a_country_2]

Don't be silly we're not fighting him. We're just going to make him think twice about making me do what he want's. He's controlling! If he gets me, he'll then try and tell you what to do too.

[quirky_sitar]

So....if we're not fighting, what do we need the water army for?

[im_a_country_2]

To look cool of course!

[bigsischef]

Huh?? What do you mean by you're a country??

[im_a_country_2]

Simple, I'm a country! I'm the Principality of Sealand!

[bigsischef]

I had no idea countries could talk! It's nice to meet you Sealand! I'm Nanami!

[im_a_country_2]

Of course they can, but since there's only one of us per country it's rare to meet us.

It's nice to meet you too! Would you like to be a citizen?

[daddyslilpyro]

I've got the basic structure assembled, as well as the mechanics itself, but I need to give it an AI.

[im_a_country_2]

Fine fine, as long as there's no searching for the blue fairy. Oh, and no sheep dreams.

[daddyslilpyro]

...I beg your pardon?

[im_a_country_2]

Just make sure it can't kill people or something. That would be bad.

[foundheranswer]

You are... a country?

Wait, I think I understand now. This is a joke, right?

[im_a_country_2]

It's not a joke! I'm a country! Every country has someone like me. England, America, Prussia though he should be dead, um... who else is here... Russia, Poland? I think Switzerland is somewhere too? They're all here and countries too.

[foundheranswer]

Strange, I didn't learn of this in school...

[im_a_country_2]

Well since there's only one per country we're very important and secret. You wouldn't know of us unless you were the most important person in the country.