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Jun 28, 2009 17:27

I have expanded! See that? I should be taken seriously. I just want to announce to everyone that England is now my annex, I will look after him very well and make sure he doesn't make a fool of himself again.

With this gained asset, I want to request a seat at the UN, or better yet I'll just take England's seat, he doesn't need to attend anymore. ( Read more... )

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[audio:english] englishpride June 29 2009, 00:38:07 UTC
What tomfoolery are you on about, lad?

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[audio:english] im_a_country_2 June 29 2009, 00:41:39 UTC
Last night when you were drunk. I declared war, you lost. You signed the papers too.

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[audio:english] 1/2 englishpride June 29 2009, 00:42:45 UTC
[audio:english] englishpride June 29 2009, 00:43:47 UTC
Oi, lad, stop the lying! There's no way that happened!

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lovesauerkraut June 29 2009, 00:39:46 UTC
What?

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[audio:english] englishpride June 29 2009, 00:40:58 UTC
Oi, there's no need in shouting-- the muppet's on about something, that's all.

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[audio:english] lovesauerkraut June 29 2009, 00:42:43 UTC
I wasn't shouting.

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[audio:english] englishpride June 29 2009, 00:44:45 UTC
Well, it's not my fault you always sound like you're shouting.

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notgodreally June 29 2009, 00:41:14 UTC
What are you talking about?

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im_a_country_2 June 29 2009, 00:42:38 UTC
England is now under my jurisdiction.

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notgodreally June 29 2009, 00:47:28 UTC
But you're like...five. How can you possibly have a country under your "jurisdiction"?

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im_a_country_2 June 29 2009, 00:52:03 UTC
I am not 5, I'm closer to 12 if you want to go with human years.

Still, he's under my jurisdiction now. That's all you need to worry about.

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2cool4europe June 29 2009, 00:57:17 UTC
[Just lolin'.]

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[audio:english] englishpride June 29 2009, 00:59:52 UTC
You're seriously believing a young daftie's story? You're really touched.

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[audio] 2cool4europe June 29 2009, 01:02:28 UTC
[Lolin' even harder now. Might possibly have tears in his eyes.]

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[audio:english] englishpride June 29 2009, 01:09:30 UTC
I will find where you live and personally see to it that you eat through straws for the rest of your life.

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onewithkol June 29 2009, 01:16:44 UTC
What is a Sealand? You must have some kind of powers to annex England, da?

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im_a_country_2 June 29 2009, 01:18:18 UTC
I'm Sealand! And that I do, I work hard and never give up!

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onewithkol June 29 2009, 01:32:46 UTC
Does this mean you are a country too, little Sealand?

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im_a_country_2 June 29 2009, 01:34:58 UTC
I am a country! I'm the worlds smallest micronation! But now, I have control of England, so I'm going to get bigger.

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