So the horror of the last few weeks has finally come to a close and I could not be happier. However, instead of relating that compelling story, a more intriguing question was thrust upon me today at the gym.

What is worse?

Fat ugly naked guy full of pubic hair...or fat ugly naked guy with shaved balls?

My apartment has become a very big sauna and a few more hours and I should be fork tender. Damn A/C, damn desert, damn apartment manager doesn't fix the damn thing ( Read more... )

My parents came into town this weekend and it was fantastic. I haven't seen them since Thanksgiving and I very much missed hanging out with them. Unfortunately they caught me at the beginning of a cold and I spent a good amount of time resting and being sick. But they still managed to take me to dinner and spoil me rotten. It was pretty much ( Read more... )

The other night I didn't sleep, I woke up a few times throughout the night sweating after terrible dreams about the murder. I can't let this continue to get to me as it has been. I went out and had some drinks last night and saw my friend's concert (Side Note: Fun and cool local band to see: Gooder) and I just kept thinking about the victim, the ( Read more... )

Yesterday was one of the worst days I have experienced in as long as I can remember. I walked out of the court house and felt very similar to how I felt when I walked out of Schindler's List, absolutely shocked and disgusted with humanity. You can see it on tv, and it might make you turn away, but when it is brought within feet of your face, and ( Read more... )

Pat's Run was phenomenal. I have been training for the last few weeks for it, I actually on the treadmill got up to 8 miles in 70 minutes. But today, the 4.2 mile run in honor of the great man was so uplifting and such a really good time. I ran better than I ever have before and I felt great doing it, I think I did the run in about 36 minutes or ( Read more... )

This Tuesday I found out that I was selected to be a juror in a trial that will last 9 weeks. It is a trial that involves the most terrible crimes and may possibly involve the most severe of punishments. How the hell did they decide to pick a 23 year old baby to make that decision, I don't have a clue, but I hate that they did. At first I thought ( Read more... )

I never imagined I would be feeling this Jimmy Buffett esque carefree after this weekend. I thought I would find myself lost in deep thought on emotions that pull me back and forth. However, I feel as though a huge massive weight has been lifted off my heart and I feel tremendously better. I saw Beth and the first go round did not go too well. She ( Read more... )

Still trying to sort out some of these funny things called thoughts I have been having. Andy threw me a curious line today, as I wondered aloud whether I would tell her how much I hate her, while saying I would feel bad about it. He quite simply said that I guess I don’t hate her then, if he hated someone, he would not feel bad for telling them so ( Read more... )

A few days from now I am going to have to come face to face with the person who took love out of my vocabulary. My frustration, anger, hurt, hatred, whatever else fits has unfortunately surmounted into me not believing in love anymore. This is really unfortunate because I used to thrive on love and I used to connect love to all good things in life ( Read more... )