So, you're probably wondering why I haven't updated in forever again after I said I would. Well, when you're stuck on an island with no electricity, it's a little hard to get online, even for a genius baby! Mummy and daddy went on holiday to Costa Rica. AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME!!!!!! You know what they did?! They fucking dumped me in the middle ( Read more... )

Again, I disappeared without a trace for months on end. What EVER would you all do without me? I don't know. You live for my updates, admit it, minions ( Read more... )

Well well well! Updating for my location that was secret until now! I snuck off to go stay with Uncle Pete for a while, and I left a talking decoy at home. Bet no one even noticed the difference, they don't pay attention to me anyway! Pete says he wishes he could adopt me. <333 ( Read more... )

After almost killing uncle Greg 2 nights ago and having a long conversation with a special friend, I've had an epipany. Being evil will get me nowhere in life. No matter how hard I try. So, as of yesterday, I'm being a good girl and nice to everyone now. (EXCEPT mummy. She's still an evil cunt.) I went around giving fruit baskets as a peace ( Read more... )

So what's happened lately? Too bad minions, I'm too good to tell you all! If you're that curious, read stupid davy's LJ. http://www.livejournal.com/users/m_cowboy I hope I grow up to be taller than he is now! So what I fried his hotdog with an electric shocker, it was funny! And Daddy thought it ( Read more... )

What a day! Today I initiated some new members into my cult. Don't know what it is? Too bad! Ok I'll tell you. It's my special cult, the greatest cult in the world ( Read more... )

Welcome to my journal! I suppose you feel very lucky for stumbling across my little corner of the internet. AS YOU SHOULD, PEASANT! Only the elite are special enough to read this. So if you're reading this, good for you! You're one of my chosen ones ( Read more... )