(720): dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.

The Lauren part has just become my new motto.  That overrated hoebag :D

 I want to spend the rest of my summer at home.  Please.

I love SLOCal, and being unbelievably wasted and meeting super hot guys. And then going on adventures with said hot guy to steal beer from a rival school. :) Oh Parkfield, how I adore you ( Read more... )

Has it ever been okay to kiss someone else's boyfriend? No...that's what I thought. But, here in sunny, happy Santa Cruz, apparently if someone kiss your boyfriend and you get mad, not only are you in the wrong, but you are unreasonable, bitchy and controlling, as well as a huge burden to your boyfriend. Go figure ( Read more... )

I'm home! And freezing.

I leave in...exactly 2 weeks. Call me?

Dear Courtney ( Read more... )

1- day until my Poli Econ midterm ( Read more... )

I'm not sure how I feel Suddam's execution ( Read more... )

Man...I got in my first real screaming match last night...I'm suprised no one yelled at us for being extremely loud after quiet hours ( Read more... )

So I decided to share Megan's science book quote with my RA, because a) he's a health sciences major and I thought he could either nay or yay the theory and b) he has facial hair.  We had a good laugh, and then he started punching my chin.  I asked him why, and he said he wasn't comfortable with showing affection in the "classic ways", so he abuses ( Read more... )