So, on the news tonight, they were talking about some crime that was committed, and so we're all, you know, supposed to be on the lookout for the suspect. Here's the description we have to go by:

white or hispanic, wears a hood or ballcap.

Well! That sure narrows it down. Assholes.

If you've ever argued/debated with Michael, you'll appreciate this. Earlier today I was kidding him about his use of analogies/metaphors etc. Here is my imitation of Michael during almost any argument ( Read more... )

So, since I am now teaching, I am required to tell everyone cute stories about my students ( Read more... )

President Bush admitted to personally authorizing thousands of allegedly illegal wiretaps, and he doesn't plan to stop. Circumventing the Constitution is serious business.

This is a big moment. People from across the political spectrum are standing together to protect the rule of law and the principles that are core to our identity as Americans.
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alive and well. will post more when i have the time...

The quarter is over! Classes are done! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ( Read more... )

Best line I've heard lately:

"I didn't want to disturb anyone with my noisy fruit."

So, the great City of Columbus decided that they wanted to honor Rosa Parks due to her recent death. They did this thing where all of the front seats of all the buses were kept empty--"Reserved for Rosa Parks." This means no one could sit there--not even black people. So, in effect, Columbus honored Rosa Parks by barring black citizens from ( Read more... )

If you have not played Green Thumb Cards, you will never truly be happy.

Sometimes when Michael is on the computer and I need to send an email, I will just dictate it to him. The thing is, he thinks it's really funny to add in stupid things of his own, or type in things I say that are obviously not meant to be in the email. My previous entry is the body of such an email ( Read more... )