that's right, I just saw a show at the basement of a university library. You're jealous, and know that it can't be beaten ( Read more... )

things you never expected to hear your mother say volume XIX: "and so I'm going to have to knit myself up a breast soon ( Read more... )

quirky alone day involves me sitting around, dressed up in my typical valentine's day finery, soon to be playing videogames but currently listening to my favorite bitter, indie-snob love song. oh, and there's snow EVERYWHERE.

ahhh, life isn't so bad after all, neh?

( Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About )

my mother has a CD of Billy Collins reading poetry live. I love pieces of art introduced by their makers - consider how much more entertaining Tom Lehrer is live to his records. Anyway, Billy Collins introduces one of pieces with the following joke ('heard from a colleague ( Read more... )

all WoW ventrilo servers have the same four people in them. One is the clueless guy with a southern accent, two is the one person who actually knows what's going on that clueless guy is always talking to and the guy who know's what's going on is trying desperately to ignore, three is the person talking about how to max out their DPS, and fourth is ( Read more... )

on the much rumored "Single Forever (the Prove Me Wrong) Mixtape", to Mal ( Read more... )

anyone, anywhere need a roomate? it's time to move out of this house, and I'm pretty happy to move just about anywhere in new england and take any kind of job that will pay for my room, lodging, and internet until some kind of miracle occurs and I finally get a job that I actually, you know, want.

maybe I should combine the "Single Forever (The Prove Me Wrong) Mix" with the "'And She Was' Sounds Awesome After Every Song Known to Man Mix".

just to reflect how ridiculous I can be about something once it gets caught in my head.

family means that when you get puked on in the middle of the night, your first response is concern rather than being pissed by getting woken up by the bile that's now on your nightshirt.

I dreamt last night that there were large poisonous snakes coming out of the cement in my basement. Every morning I'd wake up to see them leaving their holes and heading out into the world to go about their snake-y business. I really didn't like them though - but who feels comfortable with poisonous snakes living in their basement ( Read more... )