I am here to save you all

[imajap]

Hello, everyone! It’s me again, Captain Life. If you don’t already know, I will forever have a deep concern for everyone’s bowelistic well-being. I recently discovered that I have a friend who only poops once or twice a week. That is terribly unacceptable and a danger to her health, and frankly, it explains a lot about her. But her example made me

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[tempestas]

Thanks Captain Life. Might I suggest some fiber-friendly candies for this Halloween

[cailleanlarkin]

Dear Captain Life,

You are my favorite, and your haiku skills are unparalleled.

Love love,
The Other C. L.

[themookish]

I'll have you know, I'm very regular!

Thanks for the advice Captain Life!