In my mom's car ( Read more... )

this?

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he either should have waited for the actual video of the year award before flipping out, or interrupted every single winner of every category beyonce was nominated for just to cover all the bases.

also, i think i'm going to take this being sick opportunity to invent the comedy-erotica genre.

beyonce is hot.

that is all.

"The area around a single slaughterhouse can contain hundreds of lagoons, some of which run thirty feet deep. The liquid in them is not brown. The interactions between the bacteria and blood and afterbirths and stillborn piglets and urine and excrement and chemicals and drugs turn the lagoons pink ( Read more... )

i'm gonna figure out how to bring about some sort of renaissance that people will have to credit me with! i want a high five from history! but i don't want to know about it cuz then i'll just get a big head and be a dick to everyone because you will all be inferior. i wish geeks didn't use the word inferior so much because it was so perfect for ( Read more... )

this is turning into a dream journal because my subconscious is kinda pinch-hitting for my boring conscious brain lately. SO I HAD A DREAM that i was traveling in some other country, and i walked past a guy sitting with his wife, but he put his hand up my skirt and poked my ladyhole and he might have made some kind of noise even ( Read more... )

i had a dream i got molested by a dentist whose office was in a cave that i built, but i didn't realize until i was already molesting him that he was molesting me and i wasn't a creep. but my family was watching so that part was kinda weird.

f the apocalypse

fun interactive journal entry! help add to my lists! here are some of the recent ones i have made ( Read more... )

if you don't understand why ghostriding the whip is funny, this is the video for you. also, if you are drunk.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SlTvSUCCqPo

graham thanks for showing me this you loony bin.