Alright kids, for those of you who couldn't make it to the show. Here it is. Courtesy of Mike Hoover, video of my nearly award winning 1st stand-up performance... well, all except for the closer that kept it from being award winning. (however if you have a sick enjoyment of failed stand-up bits, I posted it on YouTube too) Enjoy ( Read more... )

So for those of you who haven't heard yet. I've got myself an official performance date. That's right, on February 27th I will be performing stand-up comedy for the very first (and hopefully not the last) time. Somehow I opted against random open mic night at random comedy club, coffee house, or poetry-esque night. I'm performing at an actual ( Read more... )

So as the title to this little entry states, I'm well aware that I've been gone from the old LJ for a hella long time. Now I'm not going to tell everyone where I've been or what I've been going through, because let's face it, that shit is boring 99.9% of the time and you'll just skip over it anyway. Instead, I will now (and hopefully henceforth) ( Read more... )

So I looked over the 8 poems I've written in the past month. I've been able to learn some interesting things from them ( Read more... )

I'm not sure what to make of this situation...

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The internet is officially judging me. I just wonder what it was specifically that tipped it off.

On the agenda for this week:
Clean out my room and my psyche. All of the things/emotions that I'm not using have to go.

On a sidenote, for any guy who has ever had his heart fucked with by a woman, check out Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me it's fantastic and hilarious.

Sometimes you just have to go with your gut.

I think I've finally found me. In between all the bullshit looking and trying new things, I finally found me by finding out what I wasn't 1st hand.

And it feels awesome. I really hope things work out this time.

Just keep swimming.

I really need to get off my ass and start writing way more than I have. Short stories, stand-up bits, both, anything. Because my life is hilarious in the most awkward ways.

If all else fails, it's great to know that I have one friend who will never fail me ( Read more... )

Wow, 23 is already starting to kick 22's ass. My birthday this year was solid ( Read more... )