So my parents are thinking of Dropping me from their insurance. I can't drive at night till i get my front right blinker fixed. Coulden't sleep last night although i was exhausted from work and life blows after spending like 5 days with the coolest girl I will never have. So with all this I'd think my workout this morning would drown in ( Read more... )

yeah so im driving home from work behind some truck. He turns on his right blinker so i go around him on the left and he makes a left turn. So i try and go the right as much as possable but still hit the side of his new truck and scrape the side of my box leaving a few dents and a broken right turn signal. Im pissed. He says what the ( Read more... )

Today, Well yesterday ha. I saw this old guy that was talking to me and his left fucking hand kept shaking like he had ants in his pants. So iiii was thinking i wonder if he can feel it shaking or is he the crazy one that shakes . I wanted to ask him but Just thought of it.

at work im on a two cans of tuna fish a day diet and i dont like tunafish really. The smell blah but its good for me. I need a job for the weekends and my cars exhaust is quiet now but i need new front tires. Oh Yeah Motherfucking these arms are snakes leaked and so did converge and dillinger and i got team sleep . If i was a girl team sleep ( Read more... )

I havent done this in a while. My boss is dumb and i want to takehim unmder my wing. Their daughter is nice to me. New Dillinger fucking destroys. New Minus thebear fucking ownz bonz .I want to fuck osses daughter. Im Off tomorrow and the next day. There is a low supply of Robotussin cough gels in dutche4ss county they are trying to kill me ( Read more... )

ok i was in the kitchen, making ice cream, listening to my parents tv and their was a comedy show on. I heard people laughing in the background. It is my life mission to be one of those people. I Swear im made for that job , C'mon i laugh at everything. O.K. Anything besides Andy Kaufman, man he isn''t even fat. I Can even be on reruns and ( Read more... )

i am rob's filthy, dirty brain! hahahaha

you've been hijacked, kiddo

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miss jane

i was just thinking and i should model and mary some rich chick, then bring jody and jane into the cash and we dont have to work ever. Sounds fucking sweet to me you in?And We can listen to techno and trip every day!!!

Got my hard drive today. Now i can start my collecting of music. HA Ha Ha . I was suppose to get a check from my subway boss but he forgot to leave it their and he's gone to Vegas for a week so i have to wait for my sub that much longer. Im getting a 800 watt MX amp for 100 from my cousin. A couple of days ago while i was tripping as i am now ( Read more... )

i had a dream last night that made me miss my best friend from 6th and 7th grade cause we were somewhere and he was going to fight and i was like dont bc i didnt want to fight and he hit someone and my dream ended working out before work sux. I have to eat and let tit digest for 45 mins. So at work it was raining so fuck it i go down to sweep ( Read more... )