Some of us fall by the wayside
And some of us soar to the stars
And some of us sail through our troubles
And some have to live with the scars

Well, he's covered 2 of the 3. Unfortunately there are no eggs or loaves of bread in the house. Maybe next time he'll have a perfect score. Maybe. It's good to have goals.

"Money can't buy happiness."

That's a common cliche. Something poor people say to feel better about their financial situation.

The truth however is that money can buy happiness, because money can buy thorazine, buspar, trilafon, ludiomil, zoloft, klonopin, valium, surmontil, adapin, desyrel, elavil, luvox, marplan, norpramin, pamelor, tofranil ( Read more... )

Wow. Okay so my brain is in full blow overdrive. This is going to be a brain dump post. So it's going to be long, marginally incoherent and not entirely rational. Consider this the warning. Run now while you still can.
ETA: Sections will be added as I finish them.
( Extended Family )

is make love to you...

Or take a nice long nap. I'm not sure. The urge hasn't fully manifested yet.

Took a purity test last night. I'm a wee bit concerned that I gave away too much information too soon. I think I've freaked out the boy quite a bit and that really wasn't my intention. It was supposed to be good clean fun but I forgot some of the things that the test covered. Bah. It ended up in an argument and that was the last thing on my mind ( Read more... )

I'm going to die of hypothermia. In my own home.

Kids? Children? As in "OMG mommy look at me eat this booger" children? Thoughts at 11.

On an unrelated note...

OMGWTFBBQ!!! HARRY POTTER!!! ONE MORE DAY!!! YIPPPEEEEEE.

( Rise and Shine...It's morning... )

Me + Metric assload of pain-killers = Joy. Peace. and Motherfucking Light. Bitches.