I just realized I have been walking around wearing two belts today. Incredible.

I'm cleansing again. Day 2 is way easier than the first. I worked last night and had a trainee. She worked downtown so she knew the ropes. I had her taking all the tables while I reaped the benefits. Unfortunately, I couldn't keep my mind off of eating. I was trying to keep myself busy, but found myself stuck running everyone's food. Order after ( Read more... )

+ Living single is incredible. I still haven't unpacked all of my boxes. Nor have I yet to purchase a couch, but no matter. I'm never home ( Read more... )

I have 25 years under my belt. That's way better than saying "I am 25". I am 2 1/2 decades old. I am a quarter of a century. Am I 2 scores old? (We've been trying to figure out how many years a score is ( Read more... )

My birthday party was killer.... From what I can remember. However, what I don't remember is fighting with my Megan, crossing the line of flirting with my not so single co-worker, and how I recieved so many bruises on my legs ( Read more... )

My stomach has not stopped growling since 9pm last night. As of midnight tonight my cleanse will be over and I could not be happier. To eat again when I feel hungry and to understand what my body deserves for nourishment is a wonderful lesson learned. Throughout this cleanse I realized that this is the only body I've got and I need to take care of ( Read more... )

Update ( Read more... )

I can't stop phasing. My body hates me.

Maybe it will be easier if I just say "Go ahead and go ( Read more... )

I almost got arrested last night.

Jack's Mannequin rocked.

I was drunk.

Fuck Yeah.