Ass Hair Sucks

[imdantastic]

I have recently made a wicked mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all, though tasteless, hoping that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique

Comments

[spartica]

i don't know whether to laugh or just slap myself for reading the whole thing. But I must admit, it does harbor a ring of truth...wow...i wanted to stop reading it but just couldn't get my eyes unglued...wow...i can't believe i just read that.

[dehydrated]

you're going to make millions as some sort of fetish smut writer one day. i'm still not going to claim to know you, though.

[seekingsecurity]

that was the best thing i think i have ever heard... but i mean... that sucks for you... maybe if you put toilet paper inbetween?

...like a trainwreck only with more break dancing.

[drnkon_niteskyz]

i wanted to avert my eyes, but alas, you evil specimen, i read every gritty detail. sorry to hear of these hard times. hopefully you have a blunt or some type of narcotic to distract you. i'll pray for you. you know i'm not religious, but i think you need it. stay up my bretheren. m.