FREEEEEDOM

[imdeepthroat]

It's done, it's beautiful it's...NOT BURGUNDY. I need to arm the armory and get the message out that I'm hiring. Which means I need a new batch of paperwork via guild. And yes this is all been done with a horrific case of food poisoning followed by the fucking flu....ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Who gets the flu right after food poisoning, if I wee in

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[monarch_the]

What? What about a divorce?

[imdeepthroat]

Monarch no one is divorcing anyone, BREATHE!

[monarch_the]

Oh god, oh god for a minute there-- phew. Whoa, okay, I'm fine, I'm totally fine.

Erm.

So your new lair's... ah... coming along?

[imdeepthroat]

Oh no it's done! I can't wait to take a look around!

[number_24]

We're all going to miss you at the Cacoon. All 85+ of us. :(

But we still want to wish you good luck and congratulate you on doing something most of us henchmen have only dreamed about; branching out.

So we made you a card with all of our names on it. I don't know if you got it yet but...surprise! XD

[imdeepthroat]

You did this when you were supposed to be WORKING?! You know my husband didn't get your asses to sit around and play arts and crafts, GET BACK TO WORK!

[lock]
Thank you guys so much! I love the card, don't tell the other henchmen! And It's only on the side when Monarch isn't up to anything I'll be around. :) [/lock]

[number_24]

YES Ma'am! SORRY Ma'am!

[lock]

Aw, no problem! 'Least we could do.
Only wish we got to know each other better before you left-

-Wait so your not leaving us forever? What about this divorce I keep hearing about?!

[/lock]

[imdeepthroat]

[lock] They just automatically assumed I was branching off relationship wise as well as professionally.[/lock]

[girl_fuhrer]

OH HOW WONDERFUL! YOU FINALLY HAVE IT FINISHED!
I really must come over to America again soon. I'd love to see it.

Und I'm very sorry to hear about you and Herr Monarch getting a divorce. I do hope you two patch things up.

Hey, maybe we could double date after you two sort things out. :)

[monarch_the]

WE'RE NOT GETTING A DIVORCE.

[imdeepthroat]

Oh we're not getting a divorce he's being an ass yes, but I'm not divorcing him.

[girl_fuhrer]

THAT'S GREAT!!!!

About not getting a divorce...him acting up and causing you grief is not so great. Or great at all...

[imdeepthroat]

[lock]
Oh how is David? And I'd love a bite to eat anywhere but here , Monarch's being an ass, nothing new. [/lock]

[imdeepthroat]

[lock]Not quite yet but now that a few distractions are out of the way It should be done within a day. [/lock]

[strongalchemy]

Getting a breath of fresh air, stretching your arms, finding your new boundaries! It sounds very relaxing!

[imdeepthroat]

Thank you! Could you explain this to my husband!