Merry Christmas people on live journal

Current Mood: Healthy

Finally! Something worth buying for the young ones. Get yours today!Can anyone please explain to me how Rosie the Riveter (whoever that is) can be included with the action figures of such great minds as Albert Einstein, William Shakespear, etc? Whoever replies with details about the identity of Rosie the Riveter will win a milkshake ( Read more... )

How accurate is the Amazin' Laser? Well, it's accurate enough to hit a grown man* riding in a vehicle from up to 3,000 feet away ( Read more... )

I hate shaving...almost to the point that I envy the homeless.
I've come to realize that Live Journal is nothing more than a Go-at-your-own-pace Chatroom.

People...if you don't start contributing, there won't be any sofas for anyone. So please, let's get on the ball here.

"Couches for John" fundCurrent Contributions: -$10.55 (because 4.98 ( Read more... )

Some out-of-context quotes by my little brother on AIM tonight:

MikeTylerWard: poopchute....yeeeah
MikeTylerWard: actually, i dont think that's Lil' Jon...or maybe it is....either way, he looks like he's sleeping, so make sure and tell Nathan that the Crunk Juice doesnt work
MikeTylerWard: they had Thrice playing in there today, i was pretty ( Read more... )

Saturday
I worked all day...and by "all day" I mean 10-6, which isn't bad at all. I spent those hours spoon-feeding juicy technological nuggets to the elderly. One guy needed a little bit of information so I showed him how to look it up on Google.com. He was so thrilled that you could search for anything, he asked me:

"So this Google...is ( Read more... )

Holy crap...I can't read anyone's live journal comments without seeing Nathan's "Krunk" advertisments. Okay, Nathan...I already ordered some so give it a rest.

I am growing increasingly Krunk So at work today I called a woman to let her know her stamp had come in. The name on the order was Phelica...how is that pronounced? I used good ol' ( Read more... )

I tried another new Mountain Dew flavor today: Baja Blast. Apparently it can only be obtained at participating Taco Bell locations (Cool Springs included). It wasn't half bad. In fact, I liked it and wish I would obtain it in can form at my neighborhood Walmart, Kroger, etc. The flavor is somewhat of a mystery though. Original Dew is kinda ( Read more... )

I still haven't seen Napoleon Dynamite or Hero, and RE:Apocalypse is coming out next week ( Read more... )

Anyone tried that new Mt. Dew flavor: Pitch Black? I don't think it's very good by itself, but tastes alot better in conjunction with pizza.

The "Couches for John" fund is going strong.
Current Contributions: $0.00

We're almost there people!