ATTENTION!

I've been tasked with finding a cat for Mr. Onizuka! So I thought it would be really useful if all cats who heard this could report in? Like, I'm at the Hyperion so if you could come there it'd be great but I could come to you if it'd be easier?

I promise I won't chase you or anything OK? Well maybe a little...

-there! The light is on does that mean it's working?

Someone? Anyone? Hellooooooo! I need some help! My Cat's being mean to me and I need saving!

Ms. Lion what are you doing...HEY! What'd you say?

HELP! She put this cone on my head and I can't get it off!!!

I put it on because you keep trying to chew your stitches!

They itch!

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Of all the times for me to get a tamer!

What's a tamer?

You're a tamer!

What? No I'm not I'm a dog.

You're a dog, and you're my tamer!

Oh...is that like master?

More like partner...don't be creepy.

Yay Partner! That's like friend! I like making friends!

...you rode the short bus to obedience school didn't you?

The number 9 from Queens!

What?

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