xxi

May 19, 2008 19:21

...

...uh fuck.

Fuck. Ohgod.

Dad. Sas--SAKURA-CHAN? Someone?

...

Shit, guys.

Um..

...

I guess its better to just say it outright.

I dont know how it happened (other than, y'know. sex), I dont know why (other than, y'know, a failure in protection), I... I do. Fuck. ...here it goes. I want everyone to know...

OBITO'S PREGNANT. I'M THE ( Read more... )

minato = grandpa?, fuck fuck fuck, mothafuckin assbabies, obis gonna be a mom, ass babies?, condom is not failsafe, imma be a hokage daddy, ohgod im not ready

Leave a comment

Comments 170

goggleboy03 May 19 2008, 23:30:30 UTC
Naruto...isn't Obito a boy?

Reply

immabehokagefoo May 19 2008, 23:31:20 UTC
Thats what I THOUGHT. I--shit. I never heard of this kinda thing before.

Reply

goggleboy03 May 19 2008, 23:32:33 UTC
Right.

Reply

immabehokagefoo May 19 2008, 23:33:59 UTC
... maybe it's th' room. But--WHADDO I DO?

Reply


myfan_urface May 19 2008, 23:30:51 UTC
immabehokagefoo May 19 2008, 23:31:38 UTC
Help.

Reply

myfan_urface May 19 2008, 23:36:18 UTC
I'd ask how, but I don't think I want to know...

Reply

immabehokagefoo May 19 2008, 23:43:43 UTC
... sex?

Reply


1/3 not_trash May 19 2008, 23:31:07 UTC
2/3 not_trash May 19 2008, 23:31:38 UTC
3/3 not_trash May 19 2008, 23:32:07 UTC
N-Naruto! You weren't supposed to tell!

Reply

immabehokagefoo May 19 2008, 23:41:22 UTC
But--but someones gotta do something about it! I mean, I stayed in my tent doing all that research but I just dont think we can do it without someone...

Reply


digitalchampion May 19 2008, 23:33:33 UTC
That's scientifically impossible.

Reply

immabehokagefoo May 19 2008, 23:37:27 UTC
S'what I thought!

Reply

digitalchampion May 19 2008, 23:39:23 UTC
How does that even...? There's nothing for the sperm to impregnate!

Reply

immabehokagefoo May 19 2008, 23:43:09 UTC
I spent like a month tryin' ta figure this out! D:

Reply


bbysori May 19 2008, 23:38:20 UTC
.... But boys can't get pregnant. *brainbreak*

Only mama's can have babies. D:

Reply

immabehokagefoo May 19 2008, 23:42:25 UTC
Obi's gonna be a mama!

Reply

bbysori May 20 2008, 00:01:48 UTC
But... but...

Reply

immabehokagefoo May 20 2008, 01:59:07 UTC
No buts!

Reply


Leave a comment

Up