Seriously?
They're trying to have a kid?

What. The. Hell.

What is this world coming to?

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I am getting married today!

I'm really lonely.

hahahahaha. that's weird. and hilarious.

and bizarre. and just fucking weird.

ugh
can't sleep.

Invites: SENT!
Location: BOOKED!
Rings: ARRIVED!
Dress: MONDAY!
Family: FLYING!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

December 6th it is.

Treasure Island.

Fuck Yeah.

Well.

It would appear that I'm going to be married by the end of this year.

In Florida. In the next 4 months. Holy shit. That's amazing.
Who will be attending?

dear house,

WHY is it, no matter how long i spend cleaning you, you are never a perfect, zen-like, orderly sanctuary like i want you? i do not understand. and my patience is growing thin.