Has anyone else ever noticed that hot melted cheese has nearly identical properties to that of napalm?

As I listen to President Obama speak, I am ashamed. I am ashamed for the Republican party, acting like a bunch of little kids who didn't get their way. The decision was made, you didn't get what you wanted. For that, I am sorry. It is embarassing to act like you don't want to be a part of what is being done with honest and genuine intent. You stand ( Read more... )

Drink to me only. Thats all I axe..ask. And I will drink, yeeeeaaah to you ( Read more... )

What happened to all the nice guys ( Read more... )

You know, for the longest time all I've wanted is a girlfriend who will take advantage of me when I'm drunk. I've got the option of someone who will let me do that, and its one of the few people in the world that I want little to nothing to do with. Fucking bullshit I tell you.

I'm just still befuddled about the fact that you think I'm going to buy your story. Your ex boyfriend is going to attack you and you're afraid that he knows where you live? In an apartment complex where you need at least 2 keys to get in to an apartment, and the door is always locked? The same boyfriend who has no car, is in a neck brace, and is ( Read more... )

So it looks like Stacey will be moving out soon. I had a feeling for the last week or so that she was planning on it. Maybe it was the "Apartment Finder" booklets that were laying around the apartment, maybe it was the fact that she seemed to try and stay as locked away as possible when she was here, maybe it was that her boyfriend said last night ( Read more... )

I'm really not sure how to react to or about Stacy as of yet. We don't make eye contact or talk on the rare ocassions when she or her boyfriend open her bedroom door to make the trip to the kitchen or the front door. She doesn't talk. Mostly because I doubt she has anything to say. She's not attractive. I'm entirely not interested in her in that ( Read more... )

Sometimes we have to say goodbye.

The sun will rise for you in the morning.

Her crush is getting annoying, she's strange, incredibly boring, and I'm not attracted to her at all. Just make her stop being weird about it. One minute she asks me if I like her, but in that 8 year old indirect kind of way. The next minute she's upset that I'm home because she can't bring her new boyfriend over to make out with him on the couch ( Read more... )