[Vanessa is outside Baal's castle, sitting on an unconscious and severely beaten dragon. She's got one hand holding her scythe over one shoulder and her other hand holding up her head, which has a very, very bored expression plastered across it.]Sigh. Here I got all excited after finding some dragons and they turn out to be...well, not up to snuff ( Read more... )

bwahahahaghgfhfshhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

this place is FREAKING AWESOME

christmas is...is great!

*HIC*

this egg nog crap? seriously, I thought 'eggs in a drink CRAP' but this stuff is the shit

i had NOOOOOOOOOOOOO clue that it had booze in iiiit

freakin SWEET--shit, just stubbed my toe

stupid table die *summons a fireball, misses, and ( Read more... )

Augh, what the Hell? Where am I?

Damn, I didn’t think I had that much to drink last night. Definitely not enough to end up in someone’s bedroom without me remembering, that’s for sure! Haahaha!

If someone took advantage of poor, ol’ Vanessa, then someone better start expecting a good, old-fashioned beating in their near future! Hell, you left me ( Read more... )