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I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I didn't do a thing for school.
Now I'm gonna die.

Fuck me please because I am SO screwed for tomorrow.
Lauren

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immorethanuknow's Halloween party:

19monster87 dressed as the love child of Craig Kilborn and Natalie Portman, though it looked more like the Cardinal of Osbusdale.

_nightoutx_ dressed as Master Shake.

_zippie dressed as a 1980's yuppie child.

basssimon dressed as Al Gore.

bellatragedia13 dressed as a assistant computer programmer.

captainanniebob dressed as a ( Read more... )

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I am so angry at myself right now. I have one chance, not even a day, to spend time not having to deal with home, work, or school...and I FUCK IT UP!!!! Why? Because I was so tired I decided to take a nap!
I just hate myself...its like I just wasted a year of my life...

Here's a quiz:


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I just wanted to let you all know, even though word travels fast, that Andrew was in a really bad car accident tonight with his friend Dan. I can assure you now that they are both ok with nothing life-threatening. Andrew has two broken ribs and a brusied lung, and his friend Dan (who got most of it) has a broken hip, lacerations, broken teeth, ( Read more... )

It's official.

I have a brand new smile.

:)

Literally.
Lauren

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just ( Read more... )