So yeah,This one time, at ste;ve house i got drunk andi decidedthat since his space bar doesn't work well and that i'm drunk that i'd updatesomething i haven't updatyeed in years, well months,,,,,,or something, did you knowtyhat a wbale ejaculates over 20000 gallons ofsperm into the ocean per ejaculation,m that's a lot of god damn cum...okay ( Read more... )

i'm updating when it's a bad time, cuz i'm really drunk and we're passing out but there's still so smuch stuff left. we gotta drhink it then i gotta go to co-op whilst still drunk i thin it'll be fun, and stuff. i'm like depressed and stuff, which is why i'm drunk and stuff, and ruining my life...and such...PARTY TIME...MARTI GRAS...SHOW ( Read more... )

"onny is soooooooo coool. and he like totally had candy yesteerday and everyone was all WOAH! CANDY! and yeah hes like wickid n stuff - and not just cause he had candy. XD <3jess. xoxoxoxooxoxxxxxxxx."

I am in photography class and I'm having sooooooooooooooo much fun it's unbelievable.


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I'm going to be homeless soon...I wish I was joking.

I am uber sick and am on pennimiciillininin (i believe that's how you spell it). So if anyone's wondering where i am, i'm in bed popping pills and drinking inhuman amounts of water. See you all in some days, and if i don't, they've shipped me off to the hospital, a good day to all.

I get home from work and you're still standing in your dressing gown ( Read more... )

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If you really wanna know what's going on in my life or in my head just ask. I'm far too lazy now to write in this thing. And sometimes I'd rather not EVERYBODY read what I write.

That's it. That was the last time and it really scared me. She caught me and now I've completely shattered her trust. I'm through with them. I'm sorry to anyone who I tried to get to do them with me. I'm sorry to anyone I lied to. I know I've been annoying and a bad influence. I don't want that anymore.

I wish I could just say the words, but I'm afraid of what will happen if I do.