There maaaaaaay be a correlation between the weekly brainpunch migraine for the past 4 years and the whole insomnia thing for the past 4 years. Whodathunkit!?

I wanna marry Grendel :[ And speak very softly around him ( Read more... )

Goats McGee may be the worst bandito in history, the cruelest goat that ever walked the San Fernando Valley, but I think he can find redemption. Do you?

Fuck you, Go Ask Alice. Right in the ear.

BAAAAAABE!

I really miss Riyo >_< I wanted to get a rat for my room, to keep me company, but now I don't know if I really want a rat or if I just miss Riyo.

NUUUUUUUU.

And the Oscar Meyer Panzerweenie shall come upon you.

It shall know you, for the Weenie knows Hunger.

And it shall say unto Hunger, "Free Weenies."

And weenies shall spew forth mightily from its womb.

These weenies shall be free.

And all shall be well in the world.

~Benjamin, 9.19.07~

I'll always remember September 11 as the day Sweetie went away...

AND THE DAY FROM BEYOND WAS SOLD OUT AT WAL-MART. FUCKING WAL-MART. And that's not even counting the other 5 stores I checked at. Does anyone other than me even fucking like From Beyond!?! Screw you, America.

Please allow Shum to steal an appendix for me. Then I'll get baptized.

Love, Benjbunj.

I'm terrified right now, clutching Ryo like a stuffed animal and turning my back towards the windows. My back yard can be kinda spooky at night, especially when the moon is corpse-yellow. I mean, its Suburbia, so the weirdness that I'm terrified of is probably pretty slim, but I can't help the goosebumps. Dav and I were having a night swim, which ( Read more... )

I have lived four days in the amount of time it takes normal people to live two. Incredible.

You can find me in the Frick at late hours, tending to my roses.