"Uh, hey, you've reached Dan. I'm not here right now, surprisingly, but if you leave a message I'll get right back to you. Okay. I think that's it. Bye!"

BEEP!

Dan really felt like he was dreaming. He was on a date (it was a date! She said so!) with Serena van der Woodsen, and not only that, it was going well. Okay, there were some slip ups. Serena stuck out like a sore thumb with the Lincoln Hawk crowd, but at least she seemed to be used to the attention. And there was the fact that Dan didn't realize ( Read more... )

One thing Dan could say about the Basses, they did not screw around when it came to security. Or at least they were pretty freaking suspicious over anyone who didn't wear designer clothes, even if the person looked as innocent and non-hostile as Dan.

"You were where when Ms. van der Woodsen dropped her phone?" the concierge asked ( Read more... )

Sitting around in a store where all the clothes were both way out of Dan's price range and mainly for women wasn't exactly on Dan's list of fun things to do.

"You know, usually when you text someone saying there's an emergency there's usually some kind of, I don't know, dire situation you need help with," Dan said to his sister ( Read more... )

It didn't occur to Dan how much he missed home until he actually stepped foot in Brooklyn, but he really had become nostalgic about the place. It wasn't exactly the way he wanted it. He'd prefer Jenny to be less mature looking than she was now (seriously, when did she become old enough to be in high school?) and he'd prefer to have his mother ( Read more... )

Dan couldn't go to Prom and therefore had spent a quiet night reading a book in his room. Your typical Dan Humphrey Friday night. He even fell asleep with the book on his face, like a huge nerd. Didn't get much more pathetic than this, folks.

It could get more traumatizing, however. And probably will in a couple minutes.

[For myself plz and ty]

Dan hadn't been planning on having kids at a young age before he took Anakin's class. Now he was contemplating not having them at all. The twins were a pain in the ass. Well, that was a lie. Jaina was actually quite a nice robot-baby. Rarely cried, slept a good part of the night, all around a good robot-baby...thing. Anakin, on the other hand, was ( Read more... )