My penis and I are going through a love/hate relationship.

Ironic enough, my girfriend and her vagina are facing the same troubles.

A while ago, I came upon one of the most amazing icons of all time. But now I can't seem to find it anymore nor the member who owns it.

It's an icon of a cat masturbating.

Prom night is tonight, but I already told my girlfriend I'm not planning to go. She was disillusioned and shit, but the truth is I want to go to the other prom which is on May 13.  That's when my other friends are going.  She gave up though, she really wants to do it tonight.

Brad M.

One of my buddies over @ the Emma Watson forums wrote a thread about
her friend receiving a letter from Watson. 
http://emmawatson.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=16717&st=0  
If your not a member there, here's what she wrote.

( Emma's New Letter. It sounds Very Nice But I have a Hard Time Believing it )

I still have the hangover from last night, so my brain is still preety sensitive. My dad came to pick me up from Erica's house and he wasn't please.

Perhaps this will be the last time I drink another 40....

NOT!

My girl friend, Henrietta, called me last night to invite me to a block party. I kind of didn't feel like going, but I was at my mum's house bored to death. I didn't know whether to stay home and watch Becker or go to a block party. Then I heard my mother's screaming, so I jumped to the nearest trousers I saw and made my way to that party. I picked ( Read more... )

Well, this is going to be preety late of what I'm about to say but HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Yeah, seven days late; how lame is that really?!

Anyway, too much drama has been going on in my life that I completely forgot about this retarded journal I have; it wasn't until someone replied to one of topics I posted who knows where and who ( Read more... )

I was just reading Charmides and particularly shocked by the Greek boy fetish culture. Every character in the dialogue was either a pederast (man that lives with a boy for sexual purposes) or a catamite (boy that lives with a pederast). I found it difficult to ignore all the induendo and look at the philosophy. Maybe someone else knows more about ( Read more... )

Hurricane Katrina was one of the most devastating things that has ever happened to New Orleans and cities from the same state New Orleans is from. But I've also heard that another devastation might occur to the American public ( Read more... )

Last night my girlfriend rented a porn video. Boy, who would ever guessed my girlfriend could be into that stuff?! It's usually us the guys that buy/rent those films for personal measures.

It was a very hot porn video, containing girl on girl action (to what my girlfriend dissaprooved off), 69 scenes, hardcore sex but it contained alot of guy on ( Read more... )