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[impaledcorpse]

I never update.

Tonight will be no different.

edit: Oh, wait, today's my birthday. Whee. BUT don't respond with some meaningless "happy bday" if you don't really give a fuck. feeling obligated is stupid. its obnoxious to expect it too.

Comments

[i_like_bats]

haha happy bday sounds like happy bidet. happy ass fountain derek.

[impaledcorpse]

:O there will be no ass fountaining on this, the day of my daughter's wedding. i mean.. birthday.

[drapedindisease]

I don't feel obligated. I do give a fuck.

Happy birthday, Derek.

[chaos_evolved]

Go fuck something!

happy ... ah fuck it

[impaledcorpse]

haha.

[ex_qlippoth737]

go fuck yourself!

(how's that?)

[impaledcorpse]

you too bitch!

ahhh, i love the new birthday rule.

[ex_qlippoth737]

yes, it is much more METAL this way.

[psychlgclmishap]

I don't feel obligated but I'd like to wish you a Happy Birthday!

[impaledcorpse]

thankily. :)