I don't update anymore.

Holla if you're out there.

Wrestlemania was awesome. If you disagree then you are wrong. The end.

I hate livejournal. I must've gone through some radical changes this year because I don't hang out at any of my online haunts anymore, like livejournal, various message boards, etc. People whose lives interested me at one point, do not. I will probably be making a new livejournal account before the end of the weekend. I will only be adding people I ( Read more... )

I hate myspace. I just received this message:

you knowtat joni mitchell song "a case of you" welll i think i have one. would you like to get one of me? meet meat the lobster house on 59th.bring your metalposse. i think we use the same hair straightener. i like peanutbutter on my lobster, how bout you?

I had to deliver pizza on Friday in fog that was so thick I thought I was in a Nintendo 64 game. Done with that now though, managed to make a pretty decent amount of money this Christmas break. Christmas was alright, yadda yadda. Going back to school tomorrow, and I'm happy about that ( Read more... )

Quotable Quotes from Dad, Vol 1

Dad: "You know how you can tell you're in love?"
Me: (thinking "oh god, oh god,") "No, Dad"
Dad: "When she makes you a meatloaf for dinner, and then that night after you're done fucking her ass off, she goes downstairs and makes you a cold meatloaf sandwich with ketchup."
Me: "Thanks Dad, I'll remember that."

I went in my favorite local deli today to get a hot pastrami sub. Written on the marker board above the counter with specials/etc on it, was the following:

"LOL AMERICAN CHEESE $3.99/LB"

I wish I could've taken a picture of it for a YTMND.

edit: I've been informed by my pudgy pal that LOL means Land O Lakes. Nevertheless, I find it thoroughly

Ground Rules: The first player of this game starts with the topic "5 Weird Habits of Yours" and people who get tagged need to write an LJ entry about their 5 quirky habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names ( Read more... )

Attention internet: I have a new AIM name, it is hevymetalsamurai, add me if you feel so inclined ( Read more... )

The worst thing about holidays is when you get back to wherever you came from, everybody always asks how it was, because people feel the need to make stupid small talk. I know, I'm totally guilty of it too. Everytime I do it I say to myself, "Fuck you, ass. Why are you perpetuating the cycle?" But then I do it anyway. But come on... listen, it was ( Read more... )