It's getting cold outside. and wet.

Ahhh, my first break from work in ten days. I'm celebratin' by getting my drank on at noon and watching the peoples' court.

I awoke reeking of beer; keys, jacket and the memories of several hours of heavy drinking absent. my face scarred and bloody and my kitchen and living room thoroughly ransacked. "Oh fuck, this is gonna be a long day," i thought. the scenes that my roommates and neighbors were able to relate to me were not pretty. Apparently, I was ( Read more... )

Ahh the Sea, Latch
It's been a minute
how you doing
whats the score
Ohhh how bout we beach a minute

Oh El Jay, it's been awhile. I really can't even fathom posting an entry that scratches the surface of the zaniness that has been my life of late. So I s'pose I'll use this as an opportunity to give a heartfelt greeting to all ya'll nigguhs and niggarettes.

Boil Water! Damn You!~!

Dear journal,
I'm frying

So after falling asleep/entering an alcohol and drug induced coma in my neighbors apartment with the window open I awoke with a fairly severe throat pain. It continued to get worse and worse and eventually became so severe I could barely drink water. this continued for an agonizing week until the other night. when, against my better judgement, I ( Read more... )

I got a cat. I lu'h dis bitch

I got a job at petco today. maybe they'll give me a cheap cat.