Hthfwah?

[imperial_flames]

... The hell?

My tea is fizzing... and it tastes like... lemon?

Oh, and, I found my Turtle Duck. She's a young one, and she doesn't like being cooped up in my room all the time, so I let her wander around.

Only... if you see her you might want to be careful... she has a tendency to attack, and man can she move fast for something with flippers

Comments

[twoninths]

What do you mean "attack"? Should my toes be fearing for their lives?

[imperial_flames]

She likes lashing out with her beak... and I swear there's teeth or something in there.

So yes, your toes are in danger.

[saleskitten]

Fizzy lemon tea actually sounds pretty good! What's your recipe?

[imperial_flames]

Uh, well, it was actually supposed to be Jasmine, but somewhere in the middle it kind of... changed.

[saleskitten]

That's pretty weird. Yeah, now that you mention it, my soda changed to cherry flavor.

Maybe the tree's playing pranks again.

[neji_tenshi]

Turtle-duck?

[imperial_flames]

That reaction seems to be rather common.

[neji_tenshi]

Well, it's not like a turtle-and-duck hybrid is common. As far as I'm concerned, it's not even natural.
I am not sure I even want to contemplate the requirements to breed such a creature.

<333

[imperial_flames]

Yeah, I found her at the farm a few days ago.

Why?

[novagravitation]

That sounds like strange tea! I'm glad you found some though...!