some drawings i did in MS paint a while back. were i to be a cartoonist, i would definitely not do these. i think the fact that the main character is a racist eyeball would really limit the publications that would accept it. i cant see this and ziggy running in the same papers.


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Things That I Think Are Ridiculous:

1. Colleges, and how they choose to appropraite their finances Honestly, what the fuck is with the dome? I'd feel safer being shipped out to Iraq, wearing only the American Flag and doused in gasoline. That place is a death trap. I can't say what is worse though, the dome, or the College's flat out ( Read more... )

today i waited, i think, fourteen months for my breakfast. seriously, the woman making the sandwiches i think wrote a book while she made them ( Read more... )

"i have a meth lab in my room"

"this one time, i was soo drunk..."

(after offering her my sweatshirt because she was cold)
patty "but you'll be cold"
perry "patty, i am soooo high right now"

"patty, this is retarded"

"just because i refer to someone as asian doesn't make me a bad person. she calls me white perry!"

and so on

If i had one wish it would be that the next terrible hurricane be next year and be called "Hurricane Bono."

That'd put that do-good prick in his fucking place.

Augsburg College is not historically known for much, good wrestling, relatively intelligent students, but nothing really truly noteworthy. That is, until the beginning of Fall Semester.


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i'm not the type of person to really hate community service. i am totally for helping out, i like making people feel better. so when our orientation leaders told us we were going to do some service learning today, i was cool with it ( Read more... )

i'm off to college tomorrow morning. take it easy everyone.

you'd think that i would realize my midnight television forays never end in me being satisfied. you'd think i'd realize that most television that late are worthless advertisments for a reason. you'd think that due to the fact that i needed to be awake at 7:30 AM (apparantly there is such a time) i would make the wise decision to get as much sleep ( Read more... )

how is it that i can walk up real, real close to my dad, get right next to his ear and whisper "Osama bin Laden" (see - http://www.sickanimation.com/hans4.html) and then he say something completely legitamite about what he's watching on tv, and i'm the one that walks away ( Read more... )