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[imperiouswan]

Well.

I don't suppose this was Father's doing too, was it?

Whatever it is, it's stupid. I'm not actually living here with a woman I don't know, and I am not playing along with the idiot who decided to enroll me in classes. I've already had lessons, thank you. I don't need more.

[ooc: I'd imagine he pissed the AM off almost immediately upon meeting.

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[menotthink]

Unless your father is Cronus then it's not his doing.

Welcome to New York. I'm Patroclus, and you...?

[imperiouswan]

Patroclus?

[menotthink]

Yep, the one and only.

[imperiouswan]

Nice try, but he's dead.

[mothersmemory]

I can assure you that I'm not that bad I hope. At least, I'm not going to throttle you in your sleep.

[imperiouswan]

Your apartment is ugly.

[mothersmemory]

You will just have to make do.

[imperiouswan]

I want new bedding.

You're supposed to be my temporary mother, right? Get it for me.

[murderousrepent]

Hey there, beautiful.

[imperiouswan]

Who exactly are you?

[murderousrepent]

Tisiphone.

You got a name or what?

[imperiouswan]

Why should I tell you?

[un_rememorable]

Cronus' doing this time. Though it is not entirely stupid, I assure you. A bit inconvenient at times, yes. But not wholly terrible.

And if your mortal age is under eighteen, I am afraid that you are rather stuck with continued lessons. It is something of a law here.

[imperiouswan]

I don't see anything good about it. So, what, Cronus brought me here? That guy up there wasn't lying?

That sounds like tyranny.

[un_rememorable]

There are a few. Here and there. Have you ever tasted ice cream?

No, he was not lying. Apparently being locked up for a rather extended period of time made him both grouchy and creative.

Unfortunately, I do not make the rules.

[imperiouswan]

That sounds gross.

I still don't get why he'd want me. I didn't do anything to him.

Who are you anyway?

[givenagift]

But you'll discover more then! And lessons are fun; I like them.

[imperiouswan]

I'm not going to discover anything if I'm stuck indoors listening to professors lecture.

[givenagift]

...

...That makes no sense, wouldn't you find out more there?

[imperiouswan]

Nothing useful.