Hey Pretty, don't you wanna take a ride with me? Through my world.

[impero_pimp]

Comments

Mates.

[nomudbloods]

I've promised someone I'd be a good boy for the time being. So whatever it is we're planning, we can't get me in trouble.

Re: Mates.

[impero_pimp]

Oh, pfft, of course it wouldn't get you in trouble. We would never plan on getting caught by anyone, would we?

I'm just not sure what we should do... I haven't made any enemies yet, being the sedated Sebastian-Lite I'm forced to be in light of this pseudo probation following my return. Anyone pissed you off recently?

Re: Mates.

[nomudbloods]

Of course not. We're smart like that.

Way too many, actually. For no obvious reason other than they annoy me. Let's see... there's Lockhart. He's a faggot. There's that Leoni dyke. And that Ravenclaw mudblood. He's... he's a dick. Anyway, at this point, anyone's fair game.

Re: Mates.

[impero_pimp]

Exactly.

The Leoni dyke has irritated me as well. Lockhart... yeah, I've noticed. Which Ravenclaw mudblood? Fenwick seems to know his boundaries. You know the people best, I'm pretty talented at coming up with wickedness. Your choice.

Although, with the dyke, I think we should just have Rab hit on her. That would be priceless.

[impero_pimp]

But you're the right kind of snootie bitch.

And no.

[impero_pimp]

Well. Leoni, Jorkins... they're the wrong kind.

If it helps, it's your bottom half I'm more concerned with. I can just look at you clothed and see half your tits. Nips too, if you're in bright light. Those shirts really are thin material.

[omg_siriusly]

((Ygnwie Mulciber. <-- are we thinking of the same Ygnwie? Becausee uhhh I was JUST listening to Rising Force the other day. XD))

[impero_pimp]

((Heehee, yes. I thought 'what's the most unpronounceable foreign name I can think of?'. And Yngwie pretty much wins. But I can pronounce it. And Rising Force, Hellayes. Unleash the fucking fury, Skell.))