( ORDER ONLY. )

HEY REMUS

HAPPY BELATED, YOU OLD SOD.

( Private x10000. )

( Discreet and anonymous owl to Regulus Black. )

DEAR JAMES POTTER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAMES EDWARD W POTTER

YOU ARE OLD AND THAT IS DAMNABLE JAMES POTTER

DON'T DROP DEAD ON US NOW, OLD MAN JAMES POTTER

REALLY, DON'T GIVE ANYONE THE SATISFACTION!!!

ALWAYS WITH MOSTE SINCERE SINCERITIES,
ADM. SIRIUS O BLACK, ESQ. MD. DDS. OBGYN

( but really private to james potter )

REMUS IT'S IMPORTANT REMUS COME HERE.

TERRIFICALLY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ONE (1) REMUS LUPIN

PLEASE PICK UP TERRIBLY IMPORTANT MESSAGE AT MOST IMMEDIATE CONVENIENCE.

THAT IS ALL

( Hasty Owl to Remus Lupin. )

( TO REMUS LUPIN!! )

VROOM VROOM.

( An Owl To Professor Dumbledore, His Office, Hogwarts School, Some Random, Vague Location in Either Northern England or Scotland. )