Answer: me.

If you want to know what I was up to last weekend and want to hear what I sound like when I talk dirty, here's a 3.5 minute short:

Totally Real TV

update 11-16: fixed the sound.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/23BrendonLloyd.html

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Is anyone going to Coachella?

1. Titans
2. A Grand Cyclops
3. Knights of the Red Hand
4. Knights of Minas Tirith
5. Army of the White Hand
6. Magi
7. Nazguls
8. Orcs
9. Nighthawks
10. The Lidless Eye
11. The Invisible Empire
12. Ghouls
13. A Great Wizard

Lord of the Rings: 4,5,7,8,10,13
KKK: 1,2,3,6,9,11,12

EVERYONE TAKE MY NEW SURVEY I PUT ON THE INTERNTE http://www.bzoink.com/surveys.php?id=8254

In my speech at Bob Jones university, some of my comments may have been taken out of context. When I said "ethnic cleansing", I was only referring to the nice spanish lady who comes to clean my home.

- Robert Pratt, Chairman, International Assocation of Flooring Manufacturers.