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Redeployment, Here I Come
happiness, n. That pleasant sensation one feels when one is sufficiently distracted from remembrances of past troubles, coupled with the passing delusion that future troubles aren't on the horizon.
I don't know what it is about airports that prompts this sort of telling out of me. Though maybe it's not airports in particular, but this airport, on ( Read more... ) -
[Locked] On the Fucking of Bears
[OOC: This post is ICly friends-locked to the following people: Dash, Dot, Jules, Omar, Wade]For people immediately worried: I'm unhurt. Pissed off to no end, but unhurt. I'm still too livid to go into huge details, but here's the short form of what happened ( Read more... ) -
Fuck Bears; You're on Notice
bastard, n. you know who you fucking are, you cowardly, contemptuous spawn of syphilitic cum rags. Yes, you.
Do you know what I'm going to do when I get my hands on you, you pieces of filth? Whatever sick fucking game you think you're playing, whether this is some piece of rancid shit that I go to school with perpetuating this tired joke, or if Wade ( Read more... ) -
[Private Lock] Smooth like Rico Suave
Go soak your head, idiot girl, and then learn to bite your tongue. Maybe you won't make as big an idiot out of yourself next time. -
[Private Lock] I Don't Have the Words
crow, n. 1) A bird of ill omen, come calling when the world shifts disasterously beneath you. 2) A dish best savored on rare occasions, often served with a side of that sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach.
I clearly need to invest some time in a foreign language course or two, just to expand the idioms I can swear in. I feel like I could ( Read more... ) -
Damn Winter Wonderlands
holiday, n. 1) Occasions of importance, either secular or spiritual, to a region, political body, religion, or other broad-ranging group, which are celebrated on an annual basis. Such celebrations are often accompanied by gatherings of families, marking these dates as those which remind us most keenly why we've moved away from home. 2) That blessed ( Read more... ) -
[Private Lock] Happy Fucking Thanksgiving
idiot, n. See nearest mirror.
Knew it was the right idea not to come out for Thanksgiving. This is what I get for trying, too -- I poke my nose in and try to save someone I don't even know very well, I make things worse for them, and I get treated like gutter trash in the meantime. I swear I should have shoved my tongue down that bitch's throat, ( Read more... ) -
[Email to Vivi]: Ping?
To: gvergiels@meridian.edu
From: abierce@meridian.edu
Subject: Ping?
Uh...just checking, 'cause it's been a bit: I screw up the email address?
Or if not, you just full up on models? Which I'd understand, just flat silence drives me batty when I don't expect it.
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Some of you will likely applaud the sentiment
siblings, n. Not the family you choose, but the family that indulges in blackmail, knowing all your dirty secrets. Cain and Abel are not so much a meditation on sacrifice and humility as a foretelling of most sibling relationships that would follow them.
There is a dusty, dusty saying that decries the inability to simultaneously exist with and ( Read more... ) -
Don't Take the Brown Acid
spiritualism, n. The belief that the dead communicate with the living, as through a medium. As of this writing, the only mediums confirmed to be effective are paper and ink, film, and video of various sorts, often summoned by one of the most devious subspecies of lawyer: the estate attorney. More often than not, these communications from beyond the ( Read more... )