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[impliedconsent]

I like papaya. I do not, however, like papaya chunks from the dollar store. Obvious, I know, but it seemed like something that would be pretty tough to fuck up - it's dried fruit for fuck's sake! Nope

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[avril_is_satan]

I'm pretty sure, people will still not take you seriously. I'm sorry. Also, those papaya chunks, I think they're really some sort of fetuses, freeze-dried and served to unsuspecting trailer park people. There are scientists doing research studies on what will happen to them since they are now cannibals without knowing it. The waterpark was in fact pretty fun, you totally missed the midget with the stroller though.

[impliedconsent]

Dammit... how many times do I need to tell you - the midgets you keep seeing aren't really there, and the stroller is just an extension of your unconscious.

Keep it together!

[dravene]

I seem to recall that the price of car insurance goes down after 25.

[impliedconsent]

Well, maybe if I start paying for insurance some time, things will be looking up. ;)

[bitter_nothings]

I have a ways to go, if your only taken serious post age 25.
Shit.

[bitter_nothings]

*you're

ugh

[impliedconsent]

These things happen. Don't worry though, I was kidding; the people who should take me serious, don't, and the ones who needn't already do.

[dw33b]

Happy birthday dawwwwg.

[impliedconsent]

Thank you sir, thank you indeed!