Holy shit I love this so much! "Noxious breeze from your butt region" made me laugh out loud in this cafe I'm currently writing in (or, er, not writing, as the case may be). I also liked, "That's no people." Haha! Thanks for this, it's awesome, and so true, too. Excellent entry!
Knowing I had part in disrupting peace in a little cafe makes me happy. Though I do apologize if I kept you from creating your own writing, and/or clever ways to say, "fart". :)
This was great! I agree with what you've been saying, especially that each of us has a right to the lives that we lead. "Jab-to-the-heart o’clock" was wonderful.
Jab-to-the-heart o’clock. I should have set an alarm. *cries* I hope this is fiction, but I suspect it is not, or not entirely. Frankly, the phrase, "Who says something like that to their child?" comes to mind. Whatever flaws were being implied there, being the kind of person who says things like that to someone they love? THAT's a flaw.
I liked the combination of humor and pangs and truth throughout this. And there is nothing wrong with Oscar Petersen or late-night-emergency mismatched socks.
Keep being you, and know that there are some of us who very much enjoy exactly who that is. :)
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I, personally, enjoyed the fart that destroyed Krypton.
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sincerely, Kal-el Wana B.
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*cries* I hope this is fiction, but I suspect it is not, or not entirely. Frankly, the phrase, "Who says something like that to their child?" comes to mind. Whatever flaws were being implied there, being the kind of person who says things like that to someone they love? THAT's a flaw.
I liked the combination of humor and pangs and truth throughout this. And there is nothing wrong with Oscar Petersen or late-night-emergency mismatched socks.
Keep being you, and know that there are some of us who very much enjoy exactly who that is. :)
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