life lessons:

[impossibles]

taunt the zoo animals, get eaten.
play with fire, get burned.
use fake tanner, get streaky.

Comments

[gordoismygod]

oh man,I completely relate to your self tanner woes... I looked like I had some horrible skin disease only curable by banishment to a special island. it was bad.

[yesihavecookies]

don't tell me you used a tan in a can

please tell me you didn't

or else

i'm going to have

the biggest laugh of my life on monday

[heyjulieb]

omg are you orange!?!?