well here's my fan account, this is all 100% true, so here it goes:  well i woke up at 5am saturday morning, i got ready and left at 5:30.  Then i drove 500 miles to get to my hotel, stopping several times to pee, so with my frequent bathroom trips and some partial female nudity i made it to my hotel.  I was super bored until @DuckButt_Micky , @ ( Read more... )