Rest in Fucking Peace, George Carlin.

I think he would've wanted it that way.

I absolutely hate it when my brain is divided against itself. But right now, the more intelligent part is winning. But the other part hates it. :-P

So, I'm not going to Indy Pride this year. I've said many times that, in general, gay people annoy me. Therefore, why would I go to an event where I would be surrounded on all sides by not just gay people, but the type of gay people that annoy me the most? Again, this is not to say that I can't like individuals on a case-by-case basis; I'm making a ( Read more... )

It's amazing how much a little thing can brighten a shitty day. For example, I found out that my next paycheck will be for a substantial amount. Like, three zeros substantial. Goodbye, a significant portion of my loans!

Oh, and hello, new iMac. :-P

Do I dislike the immutable flaws in my personality because they are flaws or because they are immutable?

And I swear, I will cut the brake line in the car of the first person who spouts something about how nothing is immutable.

Say hello to the newest addition to the family. His name is Monk.


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I just got home from seeing Eddie Izzard, live at the Murat. And let me just say, that is a fucking funny man.

I know I'm most likely going to get made fun of for this post, but I'm going to do it anyway.

I just got done watching Queen of the Damned (see above sentence). It made me think about all of Anne Rice's vampire novels that I've ever been familiar with. And I started making note of things. It seems like every vampire that is covered in that vein ( ( Read more... )

You know you're a food snob when, as a midnight snack, you eat duck and goose liver pâté on crostini.

I shaved off my beard this morning. However, that is not to say I'm without facial hair. Cinco De Mustache is right around the corner, and I'm going to inaugurate the holiday in style. Perhaps I'll get a job as a highway patrolman.