what are you doing here, and why aren't you wearing any pants?!

[imrickjmesbitch]

man, i wish i had a girlfriend, pretty much all my friends have a girlfriend, which makes my lack of a girlfriend a little more apparent. i don't want to rush into a relationship though or be half-hearted about it like all my other relationships. i want someone to make me feel special, and visa versa. i still haven't found a job, i think i'll just

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[queensgambit]

Jason, how did you know I am not wearing pants?!!!

Oh yeah... don't feel bad, I don't have a girlfriend either.

[poisonedwell]

jason, how a-fuckin'-bout i kick your fuckin' spick fuckin' ass back to fuckin' mexico, mother fucker. shit jim, that'd be righteous.

[imrickjmesbitch]

brady, how about i make a trail of whiskey for you follow back to ireland?

[poisonedwell]

sounds good to me. how about i make a trail of ready-to-be-raped little white girls that i picked up from the wal-mart parking lot for you to follow back to mexico?

[imrickjmesbitch]

why would i be following little white girls back to mexico, are you still at your dad's, and when are we going to hang out?

[likeabadstar26]

i'll be your girlfriend.

[imrickjmesbitch]

sounds good, as long as brady can be my girlfriend too.

[likeabadstar26]

you can have him on even days, and me on the odd days.

[iluvsmiles24_7]

i'll call you saturday, BitcH!!

oh poppycock!

[chelsisniffles]

Jason, you are NOT worthless. I'm gonna slap you when I get to Dan's.