Comments | imsomniac86: And the oscar goes to....

imsomniac86

And the oscar goes to....

Mar 01, 2004 14:36

Renee Zellweger...For being the most over fuckin dramatic actress ever, even her fuckin speech brought a tear to my eye yesterday. Why does this bitch always look so shocked, If i was gonna do anal with anyone it'd be her just to see the look of shock on her face, of course that would only last for about 20 seconds...but the thank you list...Holy ( Read more... )

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imsomniac86 March 1 2004, 12:13:41 UTC

I'm AWESOME!

leensie March 1 2004, 13:16:22 UTC

you were until you posted in your own journal.

ru_fas March 1 2004, 12:13:51 UTC

wow....Italo posted.

paperdoll March 1 2004, 16:29:41 UTC

It's about damn time.

unluckystuntman March 1 2004, 18:39:05 UTC

a. you should go out as Jesus from the Big Lebowski, the champion bowler/petafile.

b. sofia coppola won for writing, not directing.

c. agreed. bill murray was robbed.

unluckystuntman March 1 2004, 18:41:14 UTC

p.s. Chris Pontius actually did something like you described at the MTV Europe awards this year. He was all "and the winner is....THE WHITE STRIPES...." and then they started walking towards the stage when he said "....JUST KIDDING, IT'S COLDPLAY!"

good bless that naked man.

lipsofkerosene March 10 2004, 17:37:05 UTC

wow...took long enough lol.