Hey, so its been a year since i posted anything on here! i forgot i even had one as a matter of fact ( Read more... )

GOOD FUCKIN GOD! well, the friends finale was dissapointing as hell! Who didn't see that coming. Shit man, for a finale it was almost as shocking and unpredictable as Luigi showing up in a top hat with a nightmare before christmas shirt, matt calling someone a "pussy", Brad gettin' statutory, Yegor starting a fight, or me looking sexy as hell ( Read more... )

Renee Zellweger...For being the most over fuckin dramatic actress ever, even her fuckin speech brought a tear to my eye yesterday. Why does this bitch always look so shocked, If i was gonna do anal with anyone it'd be her just to see the look of shock on her face, of course that would only last for about 20 seconds...but the thank you list...Holy ( Read more... )

Hey...so i've decided to update. Why, because I'm drunk, and because someone was begging for it(= someone anonymous person said "update"...good enough for me ( Read more... )

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So, Warped was definately wetter than previous years, that kinda sucked. I mean, the idea of it sounds kinda nice, *HEY...I'm gonna see a lot of hot, wet punk chicks with white tops on and shit*...You dont really think of it as in, *HEYYY, all the hot punk chicks are gonna have make up running below their eyes, and manic panic streaming down their ( Read more... )

So, It was 22 years ago today that a very special lady gave birth to a 10 pound beatiful baby boy...Anyways, I hope that kid's doing fine and not dead. On a side note, Its also my birthday ( Read more... )

I'd like to express my sincere disgust with some of you here,I'm gonna keep this short and rantless. As the subject says, some of you seem to think the jackass cameras are on you 24/7 and feel the need to immitate in order to be funny. Slapping, Spitting, anything of the sort is simply not funny, its degrading, and it might've been funny right ( Read more... )

Inspired by Sexual Mark's loonie bin review column. I am going to review a few movies of my own, here are a few hidden gems that may not have made box office gold, but it sure makes a great blockbuster night ( Read more... )

Sooooo... This is the end of an era. Those of you that knew me might have refered to me as "Sexual" Italo at one point. I will release no statement at this time as to how i achieved this title but i can tell you, it was due to my macking skills and ability to please those ladies that were, lets say "mature"...ahmm...yes the cougars! However, there ( Read more... )