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Update on the awesomeness of my girlfriend ( Read more... )

So i guess i'm dropping out of highschool, then ( Read more... )

"Did I tell you about the place I got the lawn mowwer? Well, it;s way out in Radcliff Kentucky, called something like Bluegrass Lawn and Garden, but I bet the locals call it Dykes on Crank."

And indeed, the phrase you have put on the postcard to me captures both the familiarity, and ominious calm-before-the-storm feeling of our relationship.

"We've missed you..........And we want you back!"

Saw a girl today who I'd met once before. I said "Is your name Jen?" and she said yes, but still looked confused, so I said "I'm Sarah's girlfriend" what I didn't say was "I'm Hallie". She remembered me, though.

Dear Bread ( Read more... )

This weekend was very relaxing, and I feel sexy. On Saturday night my stoned co-workers, Mr. Ken and Ms. Jillia, suggested that we meet up at Steak and Shake at around 11. I have never felt so funny in my life; clearly I should have my own talk show (watch out, Miss DeGeneres!) because Jillia kept telling me how absolutely hilarious I was ( Read more... )

I hate Lia and Tori right now. I hate them so much. It fills me with anger to read their LJ entries because I can stop myself because I would hate to miss someting. They are such immature little brats - IN EXACTLY THE SAME WAY. "Oh, I don't care at all - BUT YOUR A CUNT FACED, SHIT EATING, PIG FUCKER!!!!!!1111ahdearjesuskillmenow!!!!!" Obviously ( Read more... )